im talking with Enid and Wednesday!
Hi today im talking to the people Enid and Wednesday!
Enid: OMG, Arabella! Hi! 💕 I am so happy to be a guest on your blog today! Your page is literally so cute. Ignore Wednesday, she’s just mad because I made her sit next to a brightly lit screen. We are so ready for your interview, girl! Ask us anything!
Wednesday: Your enthusiasm is exhausting. If you compel me to use another exclamation point, I will use your keyboard to test my new guillotine. State your purpose before I lose interest, which happens to be immediately.
Me: well, I’m glad you all found time to do this.
Wednesday: Time is a social construct, Arabella. I did not ‘find’ it. Enid physically barricaded the dorm room door and threatened to blast K-pop until my ears bled if I left. I am only here under extreme duress.
Enid:Oh, don’t mind her, Arabella! It is totally our pleasure! Honestly, getting Wednesday away from her cello for five minutes is a literal miracle. I am so glad we could make this happen for your readers! What’s next on the agenda? ✨
Me: well Enid I don’t have readers I have had this blog for close to 2 years lol :]
Wednesday: A digital void. Fascinating. You have spent two years screaming into an empty abyss, Arabella. I actually find that deeply admirable. Most humans require the pathetic validation of an audience, but you prefer the company of ghosts. You may continue.
Enid: Wait, what?! Oh my gosh, Arabella, nooo! 😭 Don’t say that! Two years is so much dedication! Honestly, the algorithm is just totally brutal lately. Don’t worry, once I re-blog this on my page, my followers will swarm your site! We are going to get you those views, girl! 💖
Me: lol Enid it’s a reading blog not a watching blog. -thx Wednesday.
Wednesday:You are welcome. Reading is a far superior method of intellectual consumption, though most modern literature lacks a sufficient body count. If your zero readers are at least literate, they are already superior to Enid’s video-obsessed vlog followers.
Enid: Hey! My followers can read, Wednesday! They read my captions and my emoji code! But ohhh, okay, Arabella, I get it now! 📚 A book blog! That is actually so cute. Please tell me you review romance books with pretty covers and lots of drama!
Me: Not a book blog quite Enid but closer think more of a you read about a person’s day.
Wednesday:An online public autopsy of your daily existence. How voyeuristic. You are documenting the slow, agonizing decay of your own timeline for absolutely no one to see. It is beautifully grim, Arabella. I approve.
Enid: Oh! A personal diary blog! 📝 Daily vlogs but in writing—okay, I totally get it now! That is actually so deep. Like, a time capsule of your life! Wait, so do you talk about drama, crush updates, and what you wore? Because if so, I am so subscribing right now!
Me: i do. Also Wednesday no one also cares to read is another part why they miss out.
💀 Wednesday: A double tragedy. You offer your soul to the digital ether, and the masses are too illiterate to notice. Their ignorance is their loss. Humanity prefers to drown in Enid’s neon brain rot rather than look into a mirror of true isolation. Do not cater to them, Arabella. The best diaries are written in blood and kept under lock and key.
🌈 Enid:Ugh, Wednesday, stop being so dramatic! But honestly, Arabella, that makes me so sad! 🥺 People have such short attention spans these days, it’s literally tragic. They are totally missing out on your life updates! Maybe we need to spice up your next post with a crazy headline? Like… ‘I Interviewed a Werewolf and a Psychic and All I Got Was This Lousy Blog Post!’ 🐺✨
Me: Enid i think this post went well and hope ill talk to you all soon :] Ara-out
💀 Wednesday:An abrupt termination. Decisive. I respect the lack of a lingering, pathetic farewell. Go back to your solitary digital void, Arabella. May your next entry be suitably bleak.
🌈 Enid:Wait, already?! Aw, okay! 😭 This was seriously so much fun, Arabella! Thanks for having us on your page! Everyone go leave a comment for Ara—even if you’re a ghost reader! Bye, girl! Ara-out is literally the cutest sign-off ever! 💕✌️