The Muffin Stealer

I woke up early this morning to continue writing my statistics paper for my graduate level class. I heated up some coffee and a muffin and figured I would be ready to go. Caffeine and a full belly might actually help stimulate those little receptors in my brain that help me think.

Chihiro Kenin, my very odd 3-legged cat followed me downstairs, to the kitchen and then to the couch. As soon as I sat down my poppieseed muffin she began to stealthly stalk it. Once I noticed her cleaver little behavior I moved my food to the other side of me and before I had even set it down, she was right there sitting next to me waiting for it. So I flicked her in the nose and told her no.Perhaps she likes pain because she pounced over my hand and attempted to get the muffin once more. I thought I would be cleaver and balance the plate on top of my head but she pounced (and boy is it funny to see a 3-legged cat pounce) onto the back of the couch and attempted to steal my muffin. Everywhere I moved it she followed with her sticky little cat paws. She loved her some muffin! When I was finished eating my breakfast I took the wrapper to the kitchen. As I began walking she pounced on my foot and wiped… yes she wiped her drool on me. I could almost see a smile on her face. She followed the wrapper to the kitchen where it was disposed of and glared at me in disbelief. Hmmm…. cats. Vicious little creatures!