Hey<\/p>\n
So a new persons xanga that I’ve begun reading was looking for…. yes you thought of it…. bunny jokes. So here goes.<\/p>\n
Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?<\/p>\n
A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!<\/p>\n
I pretty much rock at this stuff. You don’t have to remind me haha.<\/p>\n
Most jobs that I’ve been looking into have a start date in December \/ January. I’m already past the red tape and now I’m borrowing money to pay my bills. Ugh…<\/p>\n
I’ve been in a mood to listen to Mandy Moore. oh help us…<\/p>\n
Oh, also for the job thing I talked to someone I use to work with. They got me the phone number and email to an employer I use to work for. I’ve sent them an email and … they’re out of town. I have the best luck at this finding a job game. Not really…<\/p>\n
Blazers have lost all 3 games of their season, but all 3 games have been away. Hopefully we can get it done at home.<\/p>\n
Xanga question: Would you become an organ donor? I guess… except I haven’t yet. I don’t know, I just get this feeling that they wouldn’t do everything to save me if I check<\/p>\n
[x] yes instead of [ ] no<\/p>\n
It sounds crazy.. and it doesn’t work that way but I can’t shake my mind from that whenever the topic comes up.<\/p>\n
Yupp<\/p>\n
Why is it impossible to have your left hand pointing right, the right hand pointing left and have them go in opposite directions at the same time?<\/p>\n
Things that make you go hmmmmmmm. Yeah, that’ll be a question for God.<\/p>\n
I can see it now when that big day comes. And you? What is your question? *big pause* Well, ugh….Um, why couldn’t we spin our hands in different directions!?<\/p>\n
Endquote [“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” — Noel Coward]<\/p>\n
just Pray<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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