{"id":56,"date":"2003-11-13T03:48:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-13T03:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/jay\/?p=56"},"modified":"2003-11-13T03:48:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-13T03:48:00","slug":"56","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/jay\/2003\/11\/13\/56\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weirdest thing happened today<\/p>\n<p>It was odd.<\/p>\n<p>REALLY Weird.<\/p>\n<p>I mean.. you ever seen a two headed cat when you are drugged up?<\/p>\n<p>Its SO much further out than that.<\/p>\n<p>Want to know?<\/p>\n<p>Do you really?<\/p>\n<p>I looked up today, and I saw clouds!  AH! What?!<\/p>\n<p>Yeah.  Pretty freaky right?<\/p>\n<p>Well here&#8217;s where it gets really weird.<\/p>\n<p>I looked around and the streets were wet.<\/p>\n<p>There are NOT that many dogs in the neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; we rode to work.. and it started to have this weird thing come on the windshield.<\/p>\n<p>It was like&#8230;. Sprite.. but it wasn&#8217;t sticky.<\/p>\n<p>RAIN!<\/p>\n<p>I know.  I&#8217;m suprised too.  Couldn&#8217;t you tell?<\/p>\n<p>So on the news and everywhere today they have been saying&#8230; &#8220;oh look at the first rain storm in a while for AZ&#8221; and yeah.. ain&#8217;t that the truth.<\/p>\n<p>I was at work&#8230; it went okay.. but it was REALLY slow.  I got a chance to speak to some head executives at Sears and stuff.  That was pretty cool, they came around our call center becase we are the best at getting resolves than other call centers.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m online now.. but nobodys on.  And the few that are&#8230; Aren&#8217;t talking.  I just contradicted myself.  I&#8217;m online now.. but the few people that are on.. Might as well not be on!  There you go heh.. woo<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.  Blazers won the other night.. did I say that?  I wanted too.. maybe I did.. and if I did.. then I did again. Okay?<\/p>\n<p>Alright.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t anybody call my old phone number unless you wanna talk to my parents.<br \/>You may be thinking.. Wha????  I gave the phone to them.  I was going to pay for NBALP.. but instead I&#8217;ll just pay for the phone bill and let them have it.  Still&#8230; I&#8217;ll have Sprint.. in one wreched way or another.<\/p>\n<p>I like ATT.. but they are upgrading their system right now.. so I haven&#8217;t been able to see some of the features that will be available later on.<\/p>\n<p>MAN.  Do I POST a lot or what?  I&#8217;m GOING POSTAL ON YA&#8217;LL.<\/p>\n<p>Yes.  On Ya&#8217;ll.<\/p>\n<p>No.  I&#8217;m not from Georgia, and I don&#8217;t say parts like pots.. or washers like WARshers.  I&#8217;m serious.  I don&#8217;t!<\/p>\n<p>Ciao<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weirdest thing happened today It was odd. REALLY Weird. I mean.. you ever seen a two headed cat when you are drugged up? Its SO much further out than that. Want to know? Do you really? I looked up today, and I saw clouds! AH! What?! Yeah. Pretty freaky right? 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