{"id":1647,"date":"2026-06-21T05:47:51","date_gmt":"2026-06-21T05:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/?p=1647"},"modified":"2026-06-21T05:53:46","modified_gmt":"2026-06-21T05:53:46","slug":"tea-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/2026\/06\/21\/tea-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Tea party!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>lets have tea!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>me:do you want suger?<br>me:cream?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>pours tea<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grammy: suger plz<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me:<em>pours tea for her<\/em> <em>puts 10 spoons of suger in her cup<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>+Grammy: thank you <em>one min of shoke realizing i put 10 in hers<\/em> HOLY MOLY SUGER OVERLODE!*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me <em>says nothing just puts 5 spoonfuls of suger in mine<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>over creams bolth<\/em><br><em>says its the right amount<\/em><br><em>spills a drop on me<\/em><br><em>freaks out<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grammy:lol<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: <em>spils hafe the cup on her in my terror<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>says shes over reacting<\/em><br><em>says mines worse<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grammy:OWWW!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: ok im done tea partys over<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ara-out<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lets have tea! me:do you want suger?me:cream? pours tea Grammy: suger plz Me:pours tea for her puts 10 spoons of suger in her cup +Grammy: thank you one min of shoke realizing i put 10 in hers HOLY MOLY SUGER OVERLODE!* Me says nothing just puts 5 spoonfuls of suger in mine over creams bolthsays&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1652,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Screenshot-2026-06-20-225251.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1647"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1653,"href":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647\/revisions\/1653"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jshox.com\/ara\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}